Newsflash: The Philosopher Mom and her Pediatrician Dad just smeared the rest of the family in a rousing game of Cranium. Smashing.
And now, I must rebuke the Feminine Genius for accusing me of having only Augustine and Hans urs von B. on my shelf. I also own a copy of Philosophy According to the Simpsons (not very funny, but trashy) and enjoy a good Monty Python re-run once in a while (very funny).
Here's the International Philosophers' Futbol League.